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THE BIKER


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šŸŽ¶tune of ā€œThe Gamblerā€ with apologies to Kenny RogersšŸŽ¶


On a hot summer’s morning, on a road bound for nowhere,

I met up with a stranger, I passed him once or twice;

He peered through his glasses, and said without expression,

ā€œFor a taste of your water, I’ll give you some advice.ā€


So I handed him the bottle; he drank down my last swallow,

Payin’ no attention to the bikers’ honor code;

The day got deathly hot, but it didn’t seem to matter;

ā€Son, you haven’t lived ā€˜til Monte Sano you have rode.ā€


(chorus)

You’ve got to know when to crank ā€˜em,

Know when to yank ā€˜em,

Know when you’ve lost a lap,

Know when you’ve won;

You never count your ribbons,

While you’re headed for the finish;

There’ll be time enough for countin’,

When the bell lap’s done.


ā€œEvery biker knows, the secret to survivin’,

Is knowing how much pasta, you should try to eat;

ā€˜Cause every ride’s a winner, and every ride’s a loser;

The best you can hope for is to die in your cleats.ā€


When he finished speakin’, he turned his eyes to pavement,

Wheeled up Monte Sano, in the midday heat;

Somewhere on that mountain, the Biker he broke even,

And in his final sprint, I found a chainring I could keep.


(chorus)


by Team Redneck circa 1999

*photo: ā€œThe Padrone is dead to me!ā€

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Barbara Robertson
Barbara Robertson
Sep 11, 2021
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Mountain of Health, eh?

You over came the boss?

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tenbrunsel2
tenbrunsel2
Sep 14, 2021
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Exactly, Barb! Monte Sano was a destination health spa for the elites. The chimney of the Monte Sano Hotel still stands overlooking Huntsville. The hotel of course like so many old wooden buildings of the 1800s ā€œsucameā€ to fire. There was (the railroad bed still exists, today a part of the maze of hiking trails on the mountain) a narrow gauge passenger railroad that wound its way up the mountain from the old Huntsville Depot, downtown. I spent many days on the mountain, biking up and over the 2 mile climb and hiking every trail from my backyard. I named Walker’s Spring, Flourish Trail and Peter Meade Grotto and have three geocaches still active there (Walker’s Spring, Geology Cache and…

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