THE BIKER
- tenbrunsel2
- Sep 7, 2021
- 1 min read

š¶tune of āThe Gamblerā with apologies to Kenny Rogersš¶
On a hot summerās morning, on a road bound for nowhere,
I met up with a stranger, I passed him once or twice;
He peered through his glasses, and said without expression,
āFor a taste of your water, Iāll give you some advice.ā
So I handed him the bottle; he drank down my last swallow,
Payinā no attention to the bikersā honor code;
The day got deathly hot, but it didnāt seem to matter;
āSon, you havenāt lived ātil Monte Sano you have rode.ā
(chorus)
Youāve got to know when to crank āem,
Know when to yank āem,
Know when youāve lost a lap,
Know when youāve won;
You never count your ribbons,
While youāre headed for the finish;
Thereāll be time enough for countinā,
When the bell lapās done.
āEvery biker knows, the secret to survivinā,
Is knowing how much pasta, you should try to eat;
āCause every rideās a winner, and every rideās a loser;
The best you can hope for is to die in your cleats.ā
When he finished speakinā, he turned his eyes to pavement,
Wheeled up Monte Sano, in the midday heat;
Somewhere on that mountain, the Biker he broke even,
And in his final sprint, I found a chainring I could keep.
(chorus)
by Team Redneck circa 1999
*photo: āThe Padrone is dead to me!ā
Mountain of Health, eh?
You over came the boss?