Out of nowhere
Out on the street
Flash! Bam! Boom! Our druggie neighbor
Dancing Nude
Don’t be such a stuck up prude!
It’s just Dubbie our Neighbor, Dear,
And his eight little sparking, red-lit, police vehicle reindeer,
Arriving to whisk him away from his “snow white show!”
And on Xmas Eve, no doubt,
When, Lo,
We all had guests about.
Embarrassing? Of course.
Happen often, consider the source.
Thanks for the entertainment, Santa!
Thanks for the emergency flashing lights!
Great timing!
You can’t make this stuff up!
Author's Note: Our druggie friend now spends Xmas convicted of possession, manufacturing, selling, transporting powered snow and in the witness protection program, no more to brighten our Xmas Eve with his bane madness. I kinda miss the excitement but the cheap Air B&B on the street promises to pick up where Dubbie left off.
“Merry Xmas Everyone.”
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