CADDYWAMPOUS

Daddy bought me a brand new bike🎶

Brand new bike🎶

A brand new bike🎶

“Upseedaisey”

Daddy bought me a brand new bike🎶

It was caddywampus!

Which Bumfuzzeled me

I felt like a completely befuddled nincompoop riding the dam thing

Sideways down the street!

Momma told me not to be so persnickety.

So thar’s!!!

tom tenbrunsel

Poet Laureate of back country language

Author’s Notes: Guess the little fella in this poem was nitpicking, because, although pretty ruddy and whoppy jawed, it was a bike after all. Sometimes you can string a buncha nonsense into a conversation. And iffen the tuther guy gets back same’s you. Then yor noze yor back home. So’s sit and chat a while longer. She may be ya first cousin😳