RIGHT RANTS

*finger painting “Rant” by Anne Hayden

LEFTARDS

Lefties are irascible that’s all there is to that their heads are full of cotton hay and rags. They are nothing but exasperating, irritating, agitating, madding and infuriating hacks

LGBTQRSTUVWXYXZLSMFT+

Fly your woke house flags inside you house. You can be queer.  Just don’t shove it down my throat. Don’t broadcast to the neighbors and the world that you are friggin’ odd ball.

BLM

Do you know that BLM received $4 billion USAID money and not one dime went to help the black community? OK name three grants the made in the gettto? Facts. Your opinion means nothing to me!!! And you support that? Fool! Do your homework! Do Black Olives Matter instead?

RAINBOWERS

Don’t f-ing try to steal my rainbow!

MARRIAGE

I’m sorry, but marriage is a term reserved for a man and woman to procreate. Civil Union will work just fine for dikes and queers. Do what y’all do but don’t try to mooch in on my privilege!

RACISM

I pray for the end of Black racism and White racism every day.

BLACK MEN

Please black guys, if you get a woman pregnant, marry her and take responsibility as a father in the home. Quit screwing up your culture!

SUBARU

All Subaru’s come with love and a dog. The people that drive them are libtards and have effete road rage syndrome. They will pull out in front of you and slow down intentionally. May an 18 wheeler tap your hippiely subvertive Subaru.

CAR STICKERS - Mandatory! All car stickers must be stuck on the car window facing in. We don’t wanna read your shit! It sucks canal water!

TRUMP DERANGEMENT Trump Hater Syndrome Dx. Get psychiatric help for your mental derangement, and stupidity. Your insane and suck. TDS is DSM-6 diagnosis 309.9. Get over it. You losers lost.  We won🇺🇸

BORDER

Close the dam border! Kill two birds at one time - cartel terrorists and fentanyl along with the next deadly Chinese fentanyl replacement.

DEPORT

Deport everyone that is here illegally. PERIOD.

TERRORIST, TREASIONISTS and TRAITORS

Do not deport. Tribunal them at one of the three existing GITMOS

CHOP STICKS

Chop sticks were meant to shovel rice in a bowl held up close to your mouth. So don’t try to impress me with your stupidity and your erudite air by trying to use chop sticks to eat off a flat plate! Rather eat shit and die! May all your meals be soup

DOWN BALLOT FRAUD

It’s 2025 and the down ballot voting fraud still exists right to state, county, city council, mayors, school board elections. Fix it America!

BLUE WHO

Remember all you jerk water police advocates. The blue don’t work for you. They work for the mayor! So get your pandering asses straight at the polls. Firefighters are OK.

GOVERNMENT GENOCIDE

Governments of the world have killed more people in history than any other source. Period. And your stupid face is worried about gun control. JEEEZZZZ!

GUN RIGHTS

Without the second amendment there is no first amendment or other amendments. The founding fathers were wise. Guns don’t kill people fool; people kill people. Stick a fork in it! Same on global warming! But for factual research evidence. You warmers look like “pants on the ground looking like a fool!”

VETERANS

Pray for the veterans who were forced into war by governments and oligarchs.

COTUS TREASONOUS FRAUD

On that infamous January 6th the majority of COTUS knowingly committed treason against the Constitution of the United States. All is not well until these folks receive their tribunals.

COMPLICIT

Ask yourself why all docs do is prescribe? All medical docs are complicit with BIG PHARMA (which controls your heath care). Are you OK with that, you MORON 2.0! Are you satisfied that America is 15th in health care? Huh?

ACRONYMS

If it’s an acronym, it’s corrupt! Count them starting with COTUS, SCOTUS and POTUS.

Good luck out there🙏🏻

GLOBAL WARMING

There is no scientific proof for either toothpaste or global warming. Did you notice how quickly they turned it into “climate change”? Well that has NO scientific legitimacy either. Look up Dr. John Cristy’s research, the only way to measure climate change. Quit being a sheep you already sheered bass turds.

FIAT

If we’re talking about facts, fiat, and you say, “I hope so” or “I’ll believe it when I see it,” you’re a lazy f-in misinformed fool and haven’t done due diligence AND you just got crossed off my list! Remember OPINION without pi (solid research) is just ONION😂

TARIFFS

If a country tariffs US, we will tariff them back. Our strength is we purchase ⅓ of world products. We will crush your economy. Don’t tread on US! That includes you to Macron-oni

WAR

throughout history there have been wars. Wars benefit oligarchs and munitions companies and provide slush money for laundering. If you think “they” give a rat shit who gets killed; guess again. God love our Veterans!

“YOU CAN’T STOP WHAT’S COMING”'

So give me a hint doe-balls, is it good or bad?

QUOTIENTS

There are three quotients underlying human nature: IQ (intelligence), CQ (common sense) and EQ (emotional). Use all three properly in life. In general, we are functioning with only 20% of our brain power. If we could ever approach 100% brain use, the formula becomes the cube root of the universe.

Do due diligence before expounding.

4/10/2025

Roman Wolfe

Poet Laureate of Rant

Author’s Note: My Apologia Pro Vita Sua! Address all comments to “Rant” Author, Roman Wolfe