THE DOG THAT CRIED WOLF

(a new tongue in cheek Nursery Rhyme with a tiny bit oh humors salt)

There once was a dog,

A schizophrenic dog,*

That barked and barked,

And randomly barked

Barked and barked

A persistent useless cross-eyed bark.

He barked at his shadow,

He barked at his feet,

He barked at his

Momma’s teat.

He barked in the morning,

Daybreak till Dark,

Fool, barked Into the night,

Bark, bark, bark,

No foe in sight.

10, 2 and 4,

Like a Dr Pepper whore,

The friggin’ fool,

Barked, barked and barked.

His owner called him Spot

The neighbors

Called him squat

There was one neighbor

Nerves shattered,

Whose blood

Boiled into a clot

At a dog untrained

With a meaningless bark. .

His master

Thought poor poor doggie,

To hell with the neighbors'

Peace and quiet.

Dogs come first

Owner didn’t care for the dog

And never trained it

When to bark

And not.

The neighborhood used to be teaming

With beautiful wildlife animals galore

Now with all that

Bark, bark barking

Well, wild animals aren’t around no more

You see nature too despises

Useless lark.

One day Sciz was a barking

Barking and a yelping more

For help from a Coyote pack

That had it by the neck

No one paid any attention

After all

“it was just that dog that cried wolf!”

no on came to help.

“What the Heck😎

Scribed in the of the night whilst awakened by the 12:30 am bark bark, bark. Bark, Bark, Bark, bark, bark - aarlk😳. You see in society, training a dog is humane. To not train is inhumane. We train people don’t we to coexist don’t we. To treat others kindly. Why not dogs or is there a false sense of compassion for the poor things? Stand up for your dogies people. Help them properly cope in society. It’s quite the truly humane thing to do.

Ever tried to train a cat?

*How do I know the dog was schizophrenic? Well, you be the judge. When I approached it to pet it, it viciously barred its fangs and barked incessantly. I managed to pet it. It then, when I stopped petting went immediately back to viciously attack-like snarling and commenced incessant barking. A rescue dog? Of course. Everybody loves to rescue dogs (nobody gives one crap about a rescue person), but forgets to training them. Irresponsible dog owner? Of course. Schizophrenic? Yes! People, train your dog to live in society. It’s inhumane not to and an insult to people. Do a gut check. Be a responsible dog owner. Thank you.

4/8/2021